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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	193	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	195
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ores Mined:	4752
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	572
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2326
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	8884
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

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