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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4059 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!
