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Blocky Rubs & Pain Relief

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ores Mined:	5130	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

this server is like getting a massage for your soul, except instead of relieving pain, it brings you joy and laughter! we analyzed 129 reviews and found that joining this server is the ultimate therapy for your minecraft cravings. come join us and experience the low to very low levels of effectiveness in pain relief, because who needs pain relief when you can have FUN?! plus, our community is so awesome, it’s like a big group hug in pixel form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

TalentBoastin’ SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.

So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BlockyDefense Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Divine Spears Created:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures

SovietSeaSabotage

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!

Auto-Corrected Worcestershire

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so, like, u gotta join dis crazy minecraft server, man. like, we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens dancin’ to disco music. it’s a total party up in here, ya know?

we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.

plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.

so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	67
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Survland server Minecraft

Adventure, Community, Experience, Gaming, Minecraft, Mineshield, Server, Survival, Survland, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Survland: Vanilla Minecraft Server

Welcome to Survland, the classic vanilla Minecraft server! Here you will find a pure and unaltered gaming experience, a friendly community and true adventure in survival mode. Survland is a similar version of the popular Mineshield server, offering the same exciting experience. Join us and enjoy Minecraft in its original form!

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Eternal Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, all the 404s that have been forgotten i still remember, but i took of just like that and this next one i was going to drive home, but in saying that i looked at the time, but maybe a double kill was too much, but pepe was to much to kill, cope seethe post more, ETERNAL, HORIZON, i thought i just thought, it pointed to the past and every second that ticked over was like a win in my book, my eyes tighten and i thought maybe i was biting more then i could chew with that one, no one knows hows best done with undetectable death, that was my problem i didnt act, the power of thread killing mine, words i never thought id say, you mother fucker

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	6581
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Ever wanted to kill Pepe in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Double kills, time travel, and forgotten 404s await you on our server. Coping, seething, and posting more has never been more fun! Experience undetectable death and tighten your eyes in excitement. Drive home the power of thread killing on our server like never before! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4712	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

RegretfulBunnyHole – Minecraft SMP

avoidable mistakes, bad decisions, cautionary tale, Curiosity, hindsight, hindsight bias, learning experiences, lessons learned, lost time, Minecraft, negative consequences, personal growth, Rabbit Hole, Reflection, RegretfulBunnyHole, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, time sink, unproductive pursuits, warning signs, wasted energy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rabbit-hole of awesomeness that you won’t be able to escape from! Like, once you join, you’ll be sucked into a world of crazy adventures and epic builds.

Imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, because our admin, Steve, will ride in on a giant chicken and save the day.

And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet zombie that does your bidding. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of killer bunnies, but that’s a story for another day).