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FallenStarr

1.16.5, armor, DAGGERS, Dungeon, Economy, Guns, Katanas, mine system, Minecraft, MINERALS, objects, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

A survival 1.16.5 with new weapons and armor such as guns, katanas and daggers. The server contains a dungeon/mine system, which will not be like the classic one of all servers, here you should fight to be able to get some minerals and new or classic Minecraft objects

fallenstarr.servermc.xyz:25604

Mining for Diamonds and Drama at NTCSMP: The Adult Swim Edition!

Adult, Adventure, blocky, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, creativity, diamonds, Diversity, Drama, Edition, Grown-ups, Journey, Minecraft, Mining, Mods, NTCSMP, Passionate players, Respect, Server, smp, swim, whitelist application

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Version	Java 1.20.1
Game Mode	Survival
Play Style	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Flavor	Vanilla-Like
Modding	Fabric and datapacks
Inclusivity	LGBTQ+ Friendly
Age Group	Adults Only
Access	Whitelist

What Makes NTCSMP Special?

Community-Driven: Our server thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Join a tight-knit community of passionate players who share your love for Minecraft.
Vanilla-Like Vibes: While we embrace mods, we keep the essence of vanilla gameplay intact.
LGBTQ+ Friendly Environment: We celebrate diversity and respect all identities. Everyone is welcome here!
Adults Only: Kick back, relax, and enjoy Minecraft without worrying about immature behavior. We’re all grown-ups here!

Whitelist Application:

Ready to join? Fill out our simple whitelist application: Whitelist Application Form

FAQ:

1. How do I join NTCSMP?

To join NTCSMP, you need to fill out our whitelist application form. Once your application is approved, you will receive information on how to join the server.

2. What age group is allowed on NTCSMP?

NTCSMP is an adults-only server, so only players who are 18 years or older are allowed to join.

3. Is NTCSMP LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, NTCSMP is a LGBTQ+ friendly environment where we celebrate diversity and respect all identities.

4. What is the gameplay style on NTCSMP?

NTCSMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a Vanilla-Like flavor, where you can enjoy the essence of vanilla gameplay while also using mods like Fabric and datapacks.

Blobsmc VS Hypixel

BEDROCK SUPPORTED, boss fights, Community, console support, Creative, Custom Builds, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, easy GUI, Factories, Leaderboards, Mini Games, mob armor, Parkour, Players, Prison, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Comparison between Hypixel and BlobsMC

Pros and Cons of Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Strong player base	High competition and skill level
Wide variety of game modes	Potential for toxicity in larger lobbies
Well-established and popular	Some game modes may feel repetitive

Pros and Cons of BlobsMC

Pros	Cons
Unique content and gameplay features	Smaller player base
Custom plugins for enhanced gameplay	Limited game modes compared to Hypixel
Friendly community and staff	Lack of console support (coming soon)

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community across various game modes.

Q: Which server offers more unique content and features?

A: BlobsMC stands out for its custom plugins, custom builds, and unique gameplay elements such as boss fights, mob armor, dungeons, and quests.

Q: Are there any potential downsides to playing on either server?

A: Hypixel may have a higher level of competition and potential for toxicity in larger lobbies, while BlobsMC may have a smaller player base and limited game modes compared to Hypixel.

Q: Which server would be better for players looking for a well-established and popular Minecraft experience?

A: Hypixel is a well-established and popular Minecraft server known for its wide variety of game modes and strong player base.

Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

antisocial, anxiety, college, comparison, Construction Worker, envy, envy on social media, Graduation, Jealousy, jealousy on social media, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past peers, PROM, self esteem, social comparison, social media, social media comparison, social media effects, social media envy, social media jealousy, social media mental health

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressures of adulting like a pro! Instead of stalking your past peers and feeling tense about their achievements, come build your own virtual empire with us! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of adulting. Who needs a fancy college degree or a prom date when you can be a master builder in our world? Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

StaminaCraft: Where Minecraft athletes outlast the best, excluding those who can’t keep up!

agility, athlete stamina, athletes, athletic performance, Competition, determination, Endurance, endurance sports, endurance training, Excluding, FITNESS, Minecraft, Outlast, Performance, Physical fitness, power, SPEED, sports, sports performance, Stamina, stamina training, StaminaCraft, strength, Training

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Who needs athletes when you can join our Minecraft server and show off your virtual stamina! Our players can mine for hours on end without breaking a sweat, battle mobs like a pro, and build the most epic structures without ever getting tired. Forget about real-life athletes, come join us and become a Minecraft stamina champion! Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by energy drinks and enchanted golden apples, so you’ll never run out of stamina while playing. Join now and show the world that Minecraft players are the true endurance champions!

AIKO SMP

Adventure, AIKO SMP, aikoloco123, Balanced Economy, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Map, custom spawners, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player skills, PvE, Server, smp server, Streamer, Survival, YouTuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

51.89.163.126

CraftBuzz: Embark on an Epic Minecraft Survival Journey!

Adventure, Coins, Community, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Items, Jobs, Kits, Minecraft, Minions, Ranks, Rewards, SECURITY, Server, Shop, Survival, Teams, Voting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Explore CraftBuzz – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience

Hello everyone!

Are you looking for an authentic survival experience in the world of Minecraft? CraftBuzz is the perfect place for you! We are a stable and vibrant server, offering a variety of features that will elevate your adventure to something special.

Here’s what awaits you on our server:

Unique Worlds: Explore two main worlds – one custom and one normal, filled with interesting places to discover.Daily Rewards: Receive daily rewards just for logging in to enhance your gameplay experience.Kits and Ranks: We have kits and ranking systems that provide special benefits for players.Team System: Create and manage teams to play together with your friends.Vote for Rewards: Vote for the server and receive exclusive rewards to enhance your adventure.Custom Enchantments: Discover special enchantments for your equipment.Balanced Economy: Enjoy a balanced economy and participate in server trading.Minions: Hire minions to assist you in your Minecraft activities.Coinshop: Use coins earned from voting or activities to purchase valuable items from our shop.Special Item Crates: Open crates to uncover unique and powerful items.Job Systems and Job Points: Choose from a variety of jobs and earn valuable resources for your progression.Advanced Security: Benefit from advanced account protection and gameplay security.To join our community, connect to the IP survival.craftbuzz.fun and hop on the server to start your adventure! Additionally, you can join our Discord community to socialize and connect with other players: CraftBuzz Discord.

Come join us and discover a friendly and fun community in the world of Minecraft!

We look forward to seeing you on the server and providing you with the best gaming experience possible.

The CraftBuzz Team

survival.craftbuzz.fun

PixelPalsCraft: Where Even Mascots Level Up!

acceptance, Adventure, Anime, Battles, character growth, Development, Fairy Tail, fan favorite, FANTASY, friendship, guild, Hiro Mashima, LEVEL, Magic, Manga, mascot characters, mascots, Natsu Dragneel, PixelPalsCraft, Popular, Powerful, SHONEN, top tier

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the mascot characters never get any development? Well, look no further because on our server, even the mascot characters have epic storylines and character arcs that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server for the chance to explore a world where Fairy Tail is considered the ultimate shonen anime, and where every player gets their own magical powers inspired by their favorite Fairy Tail characters. Want to be a fire-breathing dragon slayer like Natsu? No problem! How about a celestial wizard like Lucy? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft guild known as the Fairy Tail Guild, where players can team up to take on epic quests and battle against fearsome bosses. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a true Fairy Tail mage!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where Fund Managers Steal Your Diamonds

annual returns, BANKRUPTCY, blocky, diamonds, financial advisor, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, fund, fund manager, guaranteed returns, investing, investment strategy, long-term growth, managers, market timing, money management, passive income, portfolio management, risk management, steal, stock market, stress, timing the market, trading stocks, wealth building

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of stressing over trading stocks and trying to time the market? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let us handle all your financial worries. We guarantee a comfy 10% return per annum, so you can sit back, relax, and watch your virtual wealth grow. Plus, 99% of our players aren’t traders, so you’ll fit right in! Say goodbye to losing money and hello to virtual financial freedom on our server. Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

The Crown VS Hypixel

Architecture, CASTLE BUILDING, Community, Creative, deadly-bosses, Epic battles, friendly players, immersive experience, Job Opportunities, Kingdom, landscape-exploration, Medieval, medieval-world, nobility-journey, PvP battles, Quests, Ranks, Staff support, Survival, survival server, treacherous-dungeons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Hypixel	The Crown
Large player base	Medieval-inspired world
Multiple mini-games	Emphasis on quests and building
Well-established server	Friendly and welcoming community
Constant updates and events	Challenging bosses and dungeons
Custom game modes	Wide variety of jobs and ranks

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Crown.

2. **What type of gameplay does each server offer?** – Hypixel offers multiple mini-games, while The Crown focuses on quests, building, and medieval-inspired gameplay.

3. **Are there any specific features that distinguish the servers?** – Hypixel is known for its custom game modes and constant updates and events, while The Crown stands out for its challenging bosses, dungeons, and wide variety of jobs and ranks.

4. **Which server has a more established community?** – Both servers have friendly and welcoming communities, but The Crown is praised for its close-knit and helpful player base.

5. **Overall, which server would be best for me to join?** – If you enjoy mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel may be the best choice for you. However, if you prefer quests, building, and a medieval setting with challenging gameplay, The Crown could be the perfect fit.