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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	7678	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	3922
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	144	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Emeralds Found:	7657	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

16+, all skill levels, Amazing terrain, Aus, Australian host, Broken Cove seed, Chill, Custom Modpack, Dig, DigNation, Discord Required, fabric server, Friends, Hosted, INCLUSIVE, Kindness, LGBTQ, Minecraft awesomeness, Neurodivergent friendly, No Reset, Passionate players, Performance Mods, QoL mods, Respect, safe space, Shop, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	191
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5702	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

console, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming memes, gaming opinions, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nintendo consoles, Nintendo exclusives, Nintendo fans, nintendo games, nintendo switch, pokemon, Server, super smash bros, video games, Zelda

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9745	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!