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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8723 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 970 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS