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/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, friendlist, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions Trailer, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that you’ll find yourself laughing until you cry while playing.

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

We have special redeemable codes that will give you the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep or turn all the water in the world into lava.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor – but watch out, they might challenge you to a dance-off instead of a fight!

Don’t miss out on our daily check-in rewards, where you might just find a magical unicorn waiting for you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret code that unlocks a portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas.

So come join us on this crazy journey and let’s create the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft world together!

Kidcraft Minecraft Server

carefree days, childhood habits, childlike wonder, eternal youth, everlasting playfulness, fond memories, Forever Young, kid at heart, KidCraft, Minecraft, never growing up, Nostalgia, playful activities, reliving the past, Reminiscing, same old habits, Server, simple joys, staying young at heart, timeless activities, unchanged routines, unchanged traditions, youthful behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crops Grown:	1582	Enchantments Applied:	115
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you still building sandcastles in the sandbox like a peasant? Well, it’s time to level up your game and join our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to plunder, and secret underground lairs to explore. Who needs to play in the real world when you can have all this excitement at your fingertips? So ditch the sandcastles and come join us for some seriously epic adventures!

NoDiamondsNoLove

Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, broken promises, Cheating, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, Infidelity, insensitivity, irresponsibility, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of support, laziness, lying.., Manipulation, neglect, NoDiamondsNoLove, Selfishness, trust issues

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	144

Are you tired of your partner stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to even think about stealing your precious resources. Plus, if your partner does try to pull a sneaky move, our admins will unleash a horde of angry creepers on them. So come join us and leave your partner in the dust (literally)!

PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!

APPROVED, collaboration, congratulations, cooperation, coordinate efforts, Democracy, Diplomacy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Iran election, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nations, PezCraft, Pezeshkian, Politics, putin, Server, Support, Unity, Victory, WIN, world leaders

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft!

CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat

CraftyPutinsOrbánChat, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Orbán, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, territorial dispute, ukraine conflict, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo.

Hotdog Water: Where the tubewater is sizzlin’ and the anarchy’s only semi-crazy!

Anarchys, Cheating, Discord, dog, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, SemiCrazy, sizzlin, stealing, Survival, Teleport, tubewater, Water, Website

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Reset Options	Vote for resets on Discord
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I teleport randomly?	No, random teleport is disabled on this server.
Are there land claims?	No, land claim feature is not available on this server.
Is cheating allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, emotional dependence, emotional maturity, Girlcraft, Insecurity, love, low self-esteem, Minecraft, mommy issues, Pathetic, personal growth, seeking approval, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-validation, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, validation, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of letting your whole life revolve around women? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we don’t discriminate against anyone – not even those poor souls who are desperate for love and validation from mommy! Join us and escape the clutches of the evil women who have been controlling your every move. Build your own empire, make new friends, and most importantly, reclaim your manhood! Don’t be a simp, join our server today!

ResistCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, axis of resistance, Challenges, Conflict, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, resistance, ResistCraft, Server, solidarity, strategy, success, Syria

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	586	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8581	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only resistance you face is from creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “axis of resistance” against all things boring! Join us and take on epic quests to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to take over the virtual world.

Our community is filled with fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom. From building massive fortresses to battling giant spiders, there is never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most epic resistance movement in Minecraft history!

BF’s Mine Shack – No Work Zone

anxiety, Asshole, BFs, business venture, criticism, early 30s, entitled, Expectations, family-oriented, Help, Lazy, new job, Opinions, PhD, Restaurant, Shack, slave labor, Support, toxic environment, unemployment benefits, Unpaid, work, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid slave labor in real life? Well, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny! No toxic environments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and build your own virtual restaurant without any expectations or criticism from your boyfriend. You can set up your own website, paint chairs, and even hire virtual employees to help you out. And the best part? You don’t have to show up on time or deal with any real customers – it’s all up to you!

So why wait? Escape the real world drama and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a PhD when you can be a block-building mastermind? 😉🎮 #BlockBuildingBoss #NoMoreSlaveLabor

PixelPeen Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, empowerment, first reaction, gender equality, Minecraft, naked man, personal space, PixelPeen, reddit, Respect, self-control, Server, sexual harassment, shock, social norms, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a cozy little house, when suddenly a naked man appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, he’s not just any naked man – he’s a master builder who can create the most epic structures using only his bare hands (and maybe a few blocks of dirt).

Join our server for a chance to witness this wild phenomenon and see how the women of reddit react when faced with a naked man in the world of Minecraft. Will they run away in fear? Will they challenge him to a build-off? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and join the fun – just make sure to keep your armor on at all times, you never know when you might need protection from a naked builder.

KarmaCraft: Tales of Epic Hits

anecdote, comeuppance, consequences, Epic, Experience, fate, Hits, irony, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, Lesson, moral, payback, reddit, Retribution, Revenge, Story, Surprise, Tale, Tales, Twist, unexpected, unexpected outcome

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where karma is just a myth? Well, look no further because on our server, karma hits harder than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures where karma is not just a concept, but a reality that will smack you in the face harder than a diamond sword. Build your dream castle only to have it crumble to the ground because you forgot to feed your virtual pet pig? That’s karma for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mystical creatures like karma dragons and karma fairies who will either bless you with good fortune or curse you with bad luck depending on your deeds. So come join us and experience karma like never before in the world of Minecraft!