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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7093 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7205 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2451 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
