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  • Pixel Potty Mouths

    Pixel Potty Mouths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

    We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyWordAbuse

    CraftyWordAbuse

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bean’s Minecraft Server

    Bean’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

    But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoCapCraft

    NoCapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.

    We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

    NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

    Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Besties Chill Towny Build Shop

    Besties Chill Towny Build Shop

    New Minecraft Servers

    Besties Minecraft Server

    IP: besties.lemonsquizy.com Discord: Join Us!


    Welcome to Besties!

    Looking for a chill and fun Minecraft spot? Besties is where it’s at! They are all about community and good vibes. Join now and help build something great!

    What We Offer:

      • True Vanilla Survival: Play like the old days!
      • Citybuild World: Get your own plot and shop.
      • No Pay2Win: Fair play for all.
      • 24/7 Server: Always up and running.
      • Global Shop: Buy and sell with others.
      • LGBTQ+ Friendly: Everyone is welcome here.
      • Active Admins: They want your thoughts!
      • VIP Roles: Earn them with play, not cash.
      • Helpers Needed: Join the team!

    Just hop on and start playing! No apps needed. They’re small but growing and want you with them!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MCVerseCity: Chill & Build SMP

    MCVerseCity: Chill & Build SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    MCVerseCity: Classic Survival Grind

    Welcome to MCVerseCity, a chill place for all your blocky dreams! Here’s what you need to know:

    Server Info

      • Type: Semi-Vanilla
      • Reset: No Reset
      • Style: Classic Survival
      • Claims: Permanent
      • Markets: Player-run
      • Warps: Player Warps
      • Fishing: Competitions
      • Dead Chest: 72H
      • PvP: Optional
      • Difficulty: Hard
      • Clans: Yes
      • Map: Live Map
      • Tools: Armor Stands, Image Frame Tools, Mini Blocks
      • World Size: 256k

    Key Features

      • No Custom Items: Play pure Minecraft!
      • Trade or Grind: Use player markets or gather your own stuff.
      • Long-Term Goal: 10 Year plan for this world!
      • Two Years Online: Community is growing with folks aged 18-70+.
      • Explore: Only 10% of the world is touched!

    Gameplay

      • Vanilla Feel: Mostly pure gameplay with some nice tools.
      • Teleporting: Just a few ways to jump around.
      • Builder Tools: Use armor stands, mini blocks, and more to make cool stuff!

    Join Us

    Fun Stuff

      • 72 Hour Dead Chest: Get your items back!
      • Clans & PvP: Manage your own clan or fight!
      • Big World: 256k x 256k, only 10% explored!
      • Resource Worlds: Easy access to what you need.
      • Claim Blocks: Earn over 200k claim blocks!
      • Fishing Contests: Show off your skills!
      • Player Market: Buy and sell with others.

    Chill Vibes

      • Community: Laid-back and friendly.
      • Admins: Here when needed, but let players play!

    Join MCVerseCity for a fun, long-term survival experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ting SMP Fun Roleplay PvP Whitelist

    Ting SMP Fun Roleplay PvP Whitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Ting’s SMP!

    Small but growing! Cool peeps & cool builds await!

    Features:

      • 💎 Diamond Economy
      • 🏛️ Shopping District
      • 🧠 Roleplay (be a president, judge, and more!)
      • ⚔️ PVP with duels
      • 🎮 Minigames
      • Mega Bases
      • Casino & more!

    No grief, just fun! Hermitcraft vibes in survival mode.

    Join Us!

    Add Ting2457 on Discord to get in!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP