Vernacular MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Potty Mouths

Communication, informal language, linguistics, Nuances, Language

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

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CraftyWordAbuse

linguistics, abused word, semantics, vernacular, jargon

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

vernacular, monthly, Communication, informal, No Lie

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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Bean’s Minecraft Server

buddy, hello, acquaintance, salutation, old bean

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NoCapCraft

Expressions, gets on my nerves, IRRITATING, Slang, Language

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.

We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?

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NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

colloquial, Hip Hop, Germanic, Music, Slang

Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

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Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

old men, Gender norms, perspective, acceptance, CreepFree

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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Hardcore | Death = ban for 7 days on Minecraft server

Server with maximum difficulty

185.186.143.131:25579

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Pyrakia SMP and Towny

Cross-Play, Raiding, Vanilla, Survival, Towny

A revival of old servers, Pyrakia features unique mechanics and features across both vanilla servers and modded servers.

Pyrakia SMP

A 1.19.2 vanilla server that supports both Bedrock and Java. This is a unique server because it has PVP enabled, as well as griefing and looting allowed. SMP has a 60k worldborder (+30k to -30k) and is for those looking for a more challenging Minecraft experience. Players on SMP will have access to auction house to sell items and access to /jobs to make money.

Pyrakia Towny

A 1.19.2 vanilla server that also supports Bedrock and Java. PVP is enabled, however with the Towny plugin you can control whether or not your areas have PVP on. Griefing and looting is strictly not allowed. Towny has a 30k worldborder (+15k to -15k) and is perfect for those after a chilled out server focused on making friends and communities. Players on Towny have access to chest shops and also /jobs in order to make money and generate an economy.

Pyrakia Infinity Evolved is a 1.7.10 modded server and is currently under maintenance.

Our owners are based in both the UK and the US; this range of timezones will contribute to a very active staff-base if any problems are to arise.

All Pyrakia servers feature custom plugins for an immersive experience. These include vote crates and a credit system for earning crates as well as ranks and other kits.

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Fallburn

PvP, PvE, Survival, Economy, Roleplay

Welcome to Fallburn, here you can create your own kingdom and rule over those who choose to follow you or you can live a peaceful life in a cave with your pet parrot. The world is up for whatever path you take, but are you brave enough to try? Just remember, let’s all have fun and play together!

If you have any trouble joining please join my Discord server https://discord.gg/4FneHF3eXt

51.195.188.84:25566

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