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The Garden

Biomes, Cities, Community, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friends, garden, hibernating, Homes, Join, large groups, Link, Minecraft, Mods, playercounts, Plugins, Server, Smooth, smp, Tpa, verify instructions

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!

Overview
This is a laid back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, plugins like Homes, TPA, community warps, and more. Play solo or with others, and explore community-made cities or start your own.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running smoothly for well over 3 years with no map resets.
Are there custom mods installed?	Yes, the server features carefully curated mods that automatically install the first time you join.
Can I play solo or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server can support high player counts for large groups.
Are there community-made cities to explore?	Yes, there are a handful of community-made cities scattered around the world. You can join them or start your own.
How can I join the server?	Simply click the link below and follow the one-click verify instructions: https://discord.gg/HQQ4gcFnEf

MommaCraftDelivery

autism, body image, bullying, Childbirth, delivery room, depression, emotional trauma, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, future planning, grandmother, maternal instincts, MommaCraftDelivery, mother-daughter relationships, parenting decisions, Pregnancy, self love, social anxiety, support system, weight loss

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape all the negativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any toxic family members ruining the experience.

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity shine and forget about all the unnecessary drama in your life. Plus, we have a strict no-grandma-in-the-delivery-room policy, so you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be free from any unwanted family members trying to steal the spotlight.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a grandma in the delivery room when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers cheering you on instead? Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!

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UselessItem Minecraft SMP

clutter, Dust collector, frivolous possession, frivolous purchase, impractical possession, Minecraft, non-functional item, pointless possession, redundant object, smp, superfluous item, unnecessary clutter, unnecessary item, unneeded possession, useless gadget, useless junk, useless knick-knack, useless object, useless ornament, useless souvenir, useless trinket, UselessItem, worthless possession

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most useless object you own could actually be the key to unlocking secret powers and abilities.

Imagine a world where your old sock puppet collection can come to life and fight off creepers for you, or where that dusty old toaster you never use can actually teleport you to different dimensions. Anything is possible on our server, where the weirder the object, the more powerful it becomes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must search far and wide for the fabled Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this potato will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and adventure. Who knows, maybe that old rubber chicken you have lying around could be the key to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion.

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CraftyTwenties

CraftyTwenties

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We offer a virtual therapy session where you can discuss all your quarter-life crisis woes with our friendly in-game therapists. Need to vent about your student loans or existential dread? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dungeon of Adulting,” where players must navigate through challenges like doing taxes and grocery shopping to earn epic loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most financially responsible players can conquer this dungeon.

So why waste your twenties stressing about the future when you can escape to our server and laugh in the face of adulthood? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

accumulation, aging, braincraft, cell biology, cellular aging, DNA insertions, DNA replication, fibroblasts, genetic disorders, genetics, human brain, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Molecular biology, mutations, Neurodegeneration, Nuclear, prevalent, somatic, somatic mutations, Time

Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

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The Garden

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

MommaCraftDelivery

UselessItem Minecraft SMP

CraftyTwenties

BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness