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CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7640	Farms Harvested:	782

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6006	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mines Excavated:	1868
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	266
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beard growth, beard maintenance, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, Grooming, grooming routines, grooming tips, growth mindset., Land, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, McPunchface, minecrafty, personal care, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	4098	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!