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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4996 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 6349 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
