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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9268 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.
