verbal sparring Minecraft Servers

Verbal Sparring

  • FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have the most hilarious responses to “fuck you” ever! Like, one time someone said that in chat and our admin turned them into a chicken for a whole day! And another time, someone said it and our mod made them build a giant statue of a potato as punishment! It’s so random and crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and see what wacky shenanigans we get up to next, it’s a total blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyComebackz

    CraftyComebackz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date

    MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hanging out with judgmental friends who can’t appreciate your height or your teetotaler lifestyle? Then come join our Minecraft server where height doesn’t matter and alcohol is nonexistent!

    Our server is filled with players who value kindness and acceptance, unlike some people we won’t mention. Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being judged for being short or not liking alcohol.

    Plus, rumor has it that Ian and Julia tried to join our server, but their avatars kept getting kicked out for being too judgmental. So come on over and show them how a real Minecraft player handles conflict – by building epic structures and making new friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KyivDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    KyivDiplomacy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders come to test their diplomatic skills in a virtual world! ukraine summit? more like mine-craft summit! build alliances, negotiate treaties, and maybe even start a virtual war (no real countries harmed, promise). who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with your blocky empire? join now and show off your diplomatic clout!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮

    KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the battles are so intense, even russia is shaking in their boots! we’ve got crazy pvp battles that will make you question your sanity, just like russia questioning their tactics in kharkiv. with 4,000 casualties in just one month, you know this server is no joke. join now and show everyone your epic skills, just like ukraine showing russia who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Santa’s Slim Server

    Santa’s Slim Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

    CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hotdog Water: Where the only thing hardcore is our toppings! Voted for resets!

    Hotdog Water: Where the only thing hardcore is our toppings! Voted for resets!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
    Features Vote for resets on Discord, No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

      • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
      • No cheating or hacking

    Join Now:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
    Is griefing and stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server.
    Are there any land protection features? No, there are no land claim or protection features on the server.
    How can I reset the server? You can vote for resets on the Discord server.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    AnonCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive chicken dance-off to determine who will be crowned the ultimate poultry champion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunt where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep to find the coveted diamond loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it will make you feel like you’re in the Hunger Games!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you strutting around the server, clucking and pecking at everything in sight.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP