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FckU_NotToday Minecraft SMP
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Hotdog Water: Where the only thing hardcore is our toppings! Voted for resets!
Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water
Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6 Features Vote for resets on Discord, No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim Rules:
- PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
- No cheating or hacking
Join Now:
- IP:
play.hotdogwater.dog
- Website: https://hdw.dog
- Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server. Is griefing and stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server. Are there any land protection features? No, there are no land claim or protection features on the server. How can I reset the server? You can vote for resets on the Discord server.