Verbal Slip MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RegretCraft

Apology, verbal mistake, mistake, verbal gaffe, foot in mouth

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

thoughtless, Minecraft, Oops, cringe, regret

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

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CringeCraft Minecraft Server

verbal mistake, Regrettable, foot in mouth, faux pas, CringeCraft

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

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Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

MILLIONAIRE, purposes, Financial Stability, making money, MONEY

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

cellphone, stealing, date, Server, MONEY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

RUINER, LGBTQ, discrimination, Boundaries, relationships

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

most dangerous animal to humans, dangerous marine life, dangerous animals facts, dangerous species, most dangerous animal

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, overcoming challenges, challenge, addiction, relapse prevention

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

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VillagerVendetta

VillagerVendetta

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

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Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

environmental monitoring, 2019, Agreement, SHRINKAGE, Arctic

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

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