verbal jabs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

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Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

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🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

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Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

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Crafty Gridman LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

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HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

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Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

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CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

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1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

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