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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8795 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 361 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!
The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!
