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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3140 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Are you tired of hearing the same old phrases in Minecraft chat? Well, join our server and never hear them again! Our players are banned from saying “I’m on a boat” because we’re a landlocked server and boats are strictly prohibited. Instead, we encourage players to shout “I’m on a pig!” as they ride their trusty steeds around the map.
But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.
So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.
