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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7908 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7204 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
But that’s not all! We also have a strict “no “it’s lit” policy because we take fire safety very seriously. Instead, players must say “it’s mildly warm” whenever they come across a fiery situation. And if anyone dares to utter the phrase “YOLO,” they are immediately teleported to the top of the tallest mountain on the server and forced to shout “I regret nothing” as they plummet to their doom.
So if you’re tired of the same old phrases and want to join a server with some truly outrageous rules, come join us! Just remember, if you hear someone say “I’m on a boat,” report them immediately for breaking the rules of our wacky world.