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RegretCraft

Apology, communication mishap, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, filter your words, foot in mouth, mistake, regret, RegretCraft, regretful words, remorse, retract statement, social blunder, think before you speak, verbal apology, verbal blunder, verbal gaffe, verbal mistake, verbal regret, verbal slip, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5088	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays blocks of diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… or should we say, a green, explosive fist. Will you challenge his rule and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be careful what you say, you never know when a mischievous Enderman might be listening… 😉

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Votes:	3656
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Items Found:	2673
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mines Excavated:	1572
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	7877	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	93
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!