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Verbal Abuse

  • BroSpeak Minecraft Server

    BroSpeak Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

    But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

    So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperPickupLines

    CreeperPickupLines

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it that if you mine it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! But be warned, the block is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. If you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted the power of unlimited wool and the ability to ride it into battle against any foe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCatcallers

    CraftyCatcallers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being catcalled in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only catcalling you’ll hear is from the adorable ocelots in the jungle biome! Our community is filled with strong, independent players who will have your back and never make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those creepy encounters in the real world. So come join us and let’s build a world where catcalling is a thing of the past!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleWifiGoneBananas

    UncleWifiGoneBananas

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

    Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrannyCraft grief escape

    GrannyCraft grief escape

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with your virtual pals.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.

    We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomSaysOopsMC

    MomSaysOopsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own family of pixelated villagers who will never insult you or make fun of your tics! Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those who have been called the “queen of the pigs” by their own mother.

    Join us and escape to a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will never tell you to “watch your mouth” or threaten to tell you what they really think of you.

    Don’t let your real-life drama bring you down, come play on our server and experience the joy of being in a supportive and loving community. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for standing up for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommyIssues Minecraft Server

    MommyIssues Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

    Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RentRageCraft

    RentRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing hotter than a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the roommate situation of our admin’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin’s best friend’s neighbor’s dog sitter!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two players who haven’t communicated since the last update. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will they ever acknowledge each other’s existence? Who knows, but it sure is entertaining to watch!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of a player who is living in someone else’s base rent-free, all while saving up for a brand new diamond sword… I mean car. Will they ever contribute to the rent? Will they ever learn basic manners? Tune in to find out!

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such riveting tales of roommate drama and financial irresponsibility while building your dream castle out of pixelated blocks? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with more drama than a soap opera on your current Minecraft server? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day (and your sanity)! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).

    Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.

    So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP