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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	New Chunks Explored:	156548
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	9726
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Crops Grown:	9034	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3727
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!