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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.
