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Spider Funnel Venom
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.