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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1796 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9185 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
