VenmoVortex Minecraft Server

adulting struggles, father in-law, Minecraft, Venmo request, sibling rivalry

Welcome to the Wacky Wonderland Minecraft Server!

Why You Should Join Us

Ever wanted to mine your sofa? Or maybe build a replica of the moon made entirely of jellybeans? Well, you’re in the right place, because our Minecraft server is like a dream that ate a burrito and swallowed a planet! Join now, or face the consequences of eternal boredom!

Server Features Like No Other!

Feature	Description
Cows that Moo in Latin	These aren’t just ordinary cows; they speak the ancient tongues! What do they say? Nobody knows and nobody cares!
Endless Lava Falls!	Perfect for a relaxing bath or your next existential crisis—choose wisely!
Invisible Creepers	Why see the creepers when you can hear them? The thrill of unexpected explosions is unmatched!
Time-Swapping Towers	Want to build a skyscraper and get stuck in the year 3047? Sign me up!
Magical Fish that Grant Wishes	Disclaimer: Most wishes end up being terrible. Tread lightly!

Testimonials From Our Delightfully Confused Players

“I once dug straight down and found an entire civilization made of chocolate. It attacked me with marshmallow spears!” – Timmy88

“Why does my house keep turning into a llama? The llamas are hilarious though.” – LlamaLover42

“Joining this server made me question my entire existence. 10/10 would not recommend to my worst enemy!” – ConfusedGamer123

Beware the Mystical Portal

Our server is powered by an ancient spell that involves chickens and the moon’s alignment. If you see a portal shaped like a toaster, don’t approach it unless you’re prepared for spontaneous freestyles about cheese! Also, remember you may or may not turn into a pancake!

Final Warning

If you leave now, your shoes will never feel the same again, and your pet goldfish will plot revenge. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Join us and lose your sanity in the most delightful way possible! But wait, are you sure you want to know what’s hiding under your bed?

PowerWasherPals4Eva

response, RETURN, EMBARRASSMENT, garage, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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MakeupMayhemCraft

professional makeup, Essence, Venmo request, daily makeup, old makeup

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

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WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

wedding costs, Wedding, body acceptance, wedding expenses, wedding photography

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Situation, wondering, CREEPERS, ended up, probably wondering

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

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Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

modern art lovers, artistic minds, art appreciators, design lovers, creative individuals

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

brazilian pizza, Foreign, foods, /pol/ approved, Approves

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

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Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

learning, hopelessness, Syntax, self esteem, Failure

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

CREEPERS, banter, ignorance, Hate Speech, racism

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

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Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

BLOCK, devotion, Passion, love, diamonds

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

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