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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 5318 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!