Vengeful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Vengeful Dreams of mOkayu

groomer, Anime, online communities, mOkayu, Female Protagonist

Join The Server That Will Unravel Your Very Existence!

Have you ever wondered if the sky is really blue or if it’s just a big lie constructed by government creeps? Well, welcome to MynCraft: Hellbound Edition, the only Minecraft server that challenges the fabric of reality itself! Here, you’ll experience more highs and lows than a rollercoaster built by a madman during an existential crisis! Join us for the greatest time of your life—if life even exists!

Features That Defy Both Logic and Reason!

Feature	Description
Infinite Llamas	They’re watching you. Always. But only when you’re not looking.
Time Dilation Blocks	Every 5 seconds spent here equals 5 minutes in the real world. Or is it the other way around?
Ghostly Cactuses	These cactuses can tell you your deepest secrets. Shhhh, only if you feed them iron!
Self-Mining Blocks	What are you even doing? Just stand still and let the blocks do the work, but only the red ones.
Dimensional Crystals	Collect these for a chance to glimpse alternate realities! Spoiler: they all suck!

Frequently Asked Questions (Or Are They?)

Q: What’s the server IP?

A: The number is written on the wall in invisible ink under your left shoe. Can you see it?

Q: Can I play with friends?

A: Friends are an illusion! But if you bring them, don’t blame me when they disappear into the void!

Q: Is there a spawn point?

A: Spawn is a state of mind; if you can think of it, it’s there! But be mindful, it might not be the same when you leave!

Random Quotes From Our Enthusiastic Players!

“So nice that mOkayu gets revenge on her groomer.” – A wise sage, possibly.

“Everything is a pixelated lie!” – Confused yet enlightened player.

“I lost my sanity, but I gained infinite iron!” – Just another day in MynCraft.

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

Drama, sibling relationship, Humiliation, sibling rivalry, Resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

spiteful, petty actions, childish, petty disputes, vindictive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

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TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!

Nasty, PRANKED, Backstabbing, Calculated, TOXIC

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to be as nasty as possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your entire base blown up by a group of trolls, or getting pranked with endless traps and tricks. Our community is full of devious players who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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GirlyGamerGang SMP

self esteem, toxic behavior, empowerment, judgment, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

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BlockBingeTV

Enjoyable, Captivating, classic, Engaging, Favorite

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

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Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

escalation, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

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CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

flee, Conflict, international relations, Russian territory, dislodge

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

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FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

Gold medals, sports, national pride, Athletics, Countries

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

alcohol use, adults over 60, health risks, Frailty, health-related risk factors

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

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