So, like, this server is so lit that even Venezuela and Russia are trying to block our signal, bro! But don’t worry, we still out here building epic stuff and having a blast. Join us if you wanna dodge international drama and just have a good time in Minecraft land. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to a diamond-filled treasure room guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!
BlockCraft: No Signal, Just Blocks
MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree
come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!MaduroMustGoCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy storyline like venezuela but with a twist! we got opposition leaders trying to take down the evil dictator nicolás maduro, but instead of guns and tanks, they’re using pickaxes and creepers! join the army and police as they abandon maduro and fight for freedom in a world made entirely of blocks! build your own rebellion base and take down the oppressive regime with your friends in this hilarious and chaotic adventure! trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!MaduroMadness Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a revolution? well, this server is like the ultimate revolution against boring old servers! we straight up REFUSE to recognize anyone as the winner unless they can survive a zombie apocalypse in game!join us if u want to be part of the cool kids club who don’t follow the rules! we don’t care about politics or boring stuff like that, we just want to have a good time and see who can outlast the zombies!
plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen! trust me, once u join our server, u won’t want to leave! so come on, what are u waiting for? join the rebellion and show everyone that u have what it takes to be a true Minecraft warrior!
MaduroCraft: Rule & Pulverise
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a llama army led by none other than nicolas maduro himself! he will pulverize any challengers to his rule just like he does in venezuela. build your own llama fortress and fight against other players in llama battles to see who will reign supreme. join now for a chance to be crowned the llama king and rule over all of minecraft with an iron hoof! llama power forever!MaduroCraft: Election Edition
so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.ZionCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we blame everything on international zionism just like maduro blames them for unrest in venezuela! build your own crazy conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling other players in epic pvp battles! who needs real politics when you can have virtual drama on our server! come join now and be part of the madness!