Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!
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VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP
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PassportPurgeCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!
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MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.
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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem
so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?
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CraftyMaduroMurderPlot
so like, you know how there’s all this drama with the CIA and Venezuela? well, forget about that and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!we’ve got llamas that can fly, pigs that can talk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery?
join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, we have free cookies for all new players.
so what are you waiting for? leave the CIA drama behind and come join us for some epic fun!
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Maduro’s Minecraft Server: CIA Assassination Plot!
So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got all the craziest stuff happening here, man. Like, did you hear about that one time when a bunch of llamas took over the spawn point and started spitting at everyone? It was wild, dude.And, like, if you join this server, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are always down for a good time. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the adventure begin!
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CraftyCrisis: Seize&Rifles!
so, u wanna join the craziest minecraft server in the world? well buckle up, cuz this server is wilder than a llama on a trampoline!we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.
join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.
so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.
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VenezuelaBlockParty
come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!
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CraftyVenezuelaFun
🌟🌟🌟 HEY GAMERS 🌟🌟🌟🔥🔥🔥 LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE CHAOTIC THAN VENEZUELA’S ELECTION RESULTS? 🔥🔥🔥
🚨🚨🚨 JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A PRESIDENTIAL SHOWDOWN 🚨🚨🚨
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🤪🤪🤪 OUR OPPOSITION CANDIDATE, EDMUNDO GONZÁLEZ, CLAIMED VICTORY AND NOW IT’S A BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT WHO DECLARED MADURO THE WINNER 🤪🤪🤪
🚓🚓🚓 WIDESPREAD ARRESTS, LACK OF TRANSPARENCY, AND AID WORKER DISAPPEARANCES – OUR SERVER HAS IT ALL! 🚓🚓🚓
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🔥🔥🔥 SEE YOU IN THE GAME, GAMERS! 🔥🔥🔥
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CraftyVenezuelaMC Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!