🤣🤣🤣 Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Chilean President Gabriel Boric is demanding verifiable results after Maduro’s triumph? Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 🤯 Join us for the most transparent and legit elections you’ll ever see in Minecraft! We promise no shady business, just pure democracy and blocky fun! 🗳️🎮 Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special skin of Gabriel Boric himself, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! 😂 Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join us now and let’s make Minecraft politics great again! 🌟 #BlockyDemocracy #GabrielBoricForPresident #MinecraftMadness
Boric’s Minecraft Server: Demanding Verifiable Fun!
MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!
if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.
plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.
VenezCraft2020 – Blinken’s Serious Concerns
so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and mine and stuff? well this server is like, the place to be, man. like, seriously, u gotta join this server, it’s like, the best thing ever.we got like, crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. and the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, seriously, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride pigs off a cliff and see who can survive the longest. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and meet some awesome peeps, u gotta join this server. like, right now. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re a killer. literally.
MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?
CraftyMaduroDefeated
haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!Lula’s Crafty Mine Server
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.and get this, the server owner is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a giant mutant chicken. true story, bro. he’s like a superhero in disguise, fighting evil mobs and building epic castles at the same time.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream down there. just watch out for the lava traps and the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
so come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?
CraftyMaduroRivalGov
come join our epic minecraft server where we promise a ‘government for all’ just like this maduro rival dude in venezuela! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do backflips! if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands and turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and unlimited cake! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!CitgoCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!