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CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

animation, art, artist, cartoon, Character, Comic, creative process, creativity, design, digital art, doodle, drawing, funny, graphic, humor, illustration, Minecraft, Server, sketch, Toon, ToonCraft, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9347
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5243	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7697
Love Letters Sent:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	150
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Votes:	5129
Void Armor Forged:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5386
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!