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CraftyBizNoChange

BOOTH, business name, compliments, Crafts, CraftyBizNoChange, crochet artist, crocheting, Customers, Event Coordinators, Followers, instagram, knitting, legal name, mean, Message, Rude, sales day, Small Business, social media, state registration, vendor market

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and wacky fun you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Our community is full of unique characters, just like the time two players with the same username got into a heated argument over who had the right to call themselves “Crafts” in-game. It was a yarn-tastic showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats!

And that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can show off your crafting skills and compete for the title of Master Builder. Just like the time one player knitted a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower in-game, only to have it unravel in a hilarious prank gone wrong.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9551
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	1567
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	582	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Votes:	3587	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Dragon Eggs Found:	9570
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crops Grown:	6064	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Votes:	3157
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

airstrike, Conflict, control station, counterterrorism efforts, destroy, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, rebel group, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, security threat, targeted attack, united states, us forces, wipeout, Yemen, YemeniCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	158	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO