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DumbOlympicSport Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4113
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	6169
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, but with a twist – we have the stupidest Olympic sports you’ve ever seen! From synchronized sheep shearing to underwater pumpkin carving, we guarantee you’ve never experienced anything like this before. Join us for a chance to prove your skills in the most ridiculous challenges and laugh your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of the dumbest sport in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your dignity too)!

BlockBros: Pain to Gain!

Adversity, BlockBros, Challenges, Character development, coping mechanisms, difficult situation, emotional growth, gain, growth after hardship, growth mindset., introspection, life lessons, Men, mental toughness, Pain, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	7773
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, have we got the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens starts attacking you. But fear not, because on our server, chickens are actually trained ninjas sent by the evil Chicken Overlord to test your combat skills. Can you defeat them and claim their feathers as trophies?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. One minute you’re a cow, the next you’re a creeper trying to blow up your friends. It’s chaotic, it’s unpredictable, and it’s hilarious!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling ninja chickens and the absurdity of being a cow with a pickaxe? Join us now and let the madness begin!

IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7309	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1342	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	7460	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3411	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	265
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	313	Enchantments Applied:	294
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!