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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.
u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.
