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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mines Excavated:	2005	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!

FriendCraftAge30

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	3825

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing exploding is our creativity! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with crazy builds and minigames that will blow your mind (but not your communication equipment, don’t worry).

we promise you won’t get injured, unless you count laughing so hard you fall out of your minecart. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a blastin’ good time!

CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4807
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7119	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATION

Bone Boosters Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft!