AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	267
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

FastCraft Minecraft Server

acceleration, Bustle, express lane, fast lane, fast track, Fast-paced, FastCraft, high speed, high velocity, hustle, in a hurry, Minecraft, moving quickly, on the go, Quick, Rapid, Rush, Server, SPEED, Speedy, Swift, Velocity, ZOOMING

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4121	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the slow lane on other Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll be zooming past everyone in the fast lane! Our server is so fast, even the creepers can’t keep up!

Join us for epic races on pigback, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle! And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is equipped with a GPS system that leads you straight to the nearest treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Speedy Steve, a player who moves so fast, he once outran a horde of zombies while juggling TNT! Rumor has it, if you can beat Speedy Steve in a race, he’ll grant you three wishes (within reason, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those slowpokes behind and join us in the fast lane for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

EpicNetwork

1204sever, Bungeecord, EpicNetwork, Fun, game types., Minecraft, Network, Peaceful, Potential, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Spigot, Velocity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Come join a new fun, peaceful network. Which has loads of potential.

play.epicnetwork.uk

The Freebuild Legacy / Never Resets

Adult, Adultserver, Artmap, Auctions, Autocraft, Backpacks, Bigdoors, Bloomhost, Brewery, BUILD, Casual, Cmi, Creative, Discord, Doge, Economy, Freebuild, Hardcore, Jobs, Leaderboards, Legacy, MCMMO, Menus, Minecraft, Network, Noreset, Parkour, Protection, PvP, Reliable, Semivanilla, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vehicles, Veinminer, Velocity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

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NecklaceNuptials Minecraft Server

adoption, childhood trauma, emotional connection, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family resentment, father’s remarriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mother’s legacy, mother’s memory, mother’s necklace, NecklaceNuptials, Server, sibling relationships, sister bond, stepmom, stepmother-daughter relationship, strained relationships, wedding jewelry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience family feuds, motherly disputes, and sibling drama like never before.

Imagine a world where you can choose sides between a stepmom who wants to be a mom and a daughter who just wants to honor her real mom’s memory. Will you help the sister reconnect with her past or will you join forces with the stepmom to maintain peace in the family?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complex relationships and emotional turmoil of our Minecraft world. Join now and let the drama begin!

MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore

Babysitting, child care, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, hurricane aftermath, long distance family, MomVsHubbyBabysitNoMore, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law issues, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	9733
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Join our server for a wild ride of power outages, hurricane drama, and last-minute babysitting requests!

Just like this Reddit user’s family, you’ll never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Will you be asked to watch a bunch of bored teenagers while juggling work and pets? Will you have to navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and wedding drama?

But don’t worry, our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

OFsFinder69 – Minecraft SMP

acquaintance, Awareness, Boundaries, Curiosity, digital footprint, discovery, Explore, Friend, gossip, internet, Minecraft, Notification, OFs account, OFsFinder69, online presence, onlyfans, privacy, reaction, scandal, search, smp, social media, Surprise

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether, when suddenly you stumble upon your buddy’s OnlyFans account. And let me tell you, the content was fire! Your reaction? Well, let’s just say you were more shocked than when you accidentally blew up your base with a misplaced TNT block. But hey, who knew your friend had such hidden talents in the world of Minecraft and… other realms? Join our SMP for more unexpected surprises and scandalous secrets!

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4355
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
New Chunks Explored:	824524	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Links

Vanilla Experience

Community

Respect

How To Join

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