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ComplimentCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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WildlifeCraft: Crackdown Costa Rica

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Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Costa Rica is tryna shut it down? That’s right, our server is so lit that even the wildlife wanna be a part of it! We got pandas, tigers, and even a freakin’ unicorn roaming around our protected areas. But don’t worry, we got security measures in place to keep them from griefing your builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging Costa Rican authorities while building your dream world!

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SignCrafters – Counting Blocks

accessibility, accessibility devices, assistive technology, blocks, Challenges, communication barriers, communication tools, Counting, Deaf community, disability, fitness tracking, health tracking., hearing impairment, inclusive design, language barriers, movement tracking, physical activity, sign language, SignCrafters, special needs, step count, Technology, unique needs

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to count your steps BUT if you use sign language, you’re screwed! like, how are you gonna keep an accurate step count when your hands are busy signing, amirite? it’s like a crazy challenge that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most ridiculous fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

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Memoria New 1.20~1.21 🌟 / Modded Without Mods 🚫 / 500+ Dungeons 🏰 / No Resets 🔄 / Custom Ore ⛏️ / Penguins 🐧 / Furniture 🛋️

1.21, 500+ Dungeons, custom ore, Furniture, Memoria New 1.20, Modded Without Mods, No Resets, Penguins, Survival

I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join,

https://discord.gg/kQEQsgU4SZ

memoria.serveminecraft.net

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Whack-A-Mole MC: Survival Edition – Now with Custom Model Weapons, Infinite Blocks & Useless Supply Drops!

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Fermium MC Survival Server Overview:

Server Features	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are on the server?	Our server community consists of around 10 players.
What are some unique features on the server?	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join us at play.fermium-mc.fun
Is the server friendly towards new players?	Yes, we welcome new players and invite them to join our adventures!

Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

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BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

Accountability, attention seeking, bad, bad relationships, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, boyfriends, Emotional support, enabling behavior, friendship, personal growth, red flags, seeking help, seeking validation, self reflection, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, tough conversations, tough love, toxic men, Trauma, unhealthy patterns

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

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CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

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PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

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