Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking in our server)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted pizza that grants you unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow llamas to do your bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little wacky around here. beep beep
not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.
but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?
so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.
| Description | Hello! We are looking for any players who wants to establish their own colony and explore the world. We have a large range of magic and technology mods, so you can play however you’d prefer, We even have clockwork, which would allow you to build any custom moving vehicle or structure. |
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| Features | Join or create your own colonies, develop your society, go up against other colonies, custom recipes for items, a variety of mods to choose from. |
| Main Mod List | View Mod List |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our discord server: https://discord.gg/VP3Vkt9krY |
| Can I create my own colony? | Yes, you can join or create your own colonies in-game. |
| Are there grace periods for new colonies? | Yes, grace periods apply so everyone has a fair chance. |
| Is feedback welcome? | Yes, we are happy to hear any feedback to improve the server. |
Our server offers a safe haven for players looking to avoid abusive brothers, on/off drug addicts, and jobless troublemakers. Leave all that drama behind and join a community where you can trust your fellow players not to steal your diamonds or blow up your creations.
Plus, with our unique gameplay features and custom plugins, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build epic structures, embark on thrilling adventures, and maybe even find a virtual family that’s way better than your real one.
So why wait? Join now and start crafting your way to a drama-free Minecraft paradise! Just remember, no abusive siblings allowed – unless they promise to behave themselves and not blow up anyone’s house.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend taking your virtual truck or letting random girls drive it to a hotel an hour away. No sir, here you can drive your virtual truck wherever you want without any drama or arguments. Plus, if someone tries to steal your virtual vehicle, we have a team of virtual police officers ready to handle the situation.
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
Are you ready to face off against twin daughters who think they can just borrow your virtual vehicle without permission? Take on the role of the ultimate decision-maker and show them who’s boss in this wild and wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to deal with a boyfriend who thinks it’s totally cool for his kids to take your virtual ride for a spin, all while their mom is feeling “ripped off” in the background. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top?
Join our server now and let the madness unfold as you navigate through unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!