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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?
