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SandwichSavantMC SMP
all-time favorite, Bread, Cheese, classic sandwich, comfort food, condiments, DELICIOUS, Favorite Food, favorite sandwich, Filling, Grilled, hoagie, homemade, lunch, meat, PANINI, sandwich, SandwichSavantMC, smp, submarine sandwich, Tasty, veggiesOMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the sandwich of all servers! Like seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t believe it. We have a secret sandwich society where we only eat sandwiches made out of diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free sandwich hat that shoots out fireworks every time you take a bite. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this sandwich-tastic adventure! -
The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundaryWelcome to The Garden Minecraft Server! This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities. Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions. Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets. Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets. What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own. -
SalesPersonSass
acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, WifeLooking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today! -
Blocky Weight Minecraft Server
#whiteboy, 200 lbs, American, Average, Awareness, blocky, DEPRESSING, Homicide, lawl, mental health, Minecraft, mulch, organic, Prevention, produce, Server, societal issue, statistics, SUICIDE, Support, Tasty, tragic, veggies, weightLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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SnacklessCraftEDrama
anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurtWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.
Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.
So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!
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Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!
Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chatHarvest SMP Server Overview
Server Name Harvest SMP Server Type Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Season Season 3 – Harvest Season Community Focus Community participation, events, and builds Mods Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.
What is the server’s age requirement?
The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.
What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?
All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.
Are mods mandatory to play on the server?
Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.
What is the economy like on the server?
We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.
What is the server’s goal for this season?
The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.
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CraftyGatez
above ground pool, backyard, cameras, CraftyGatez, Deck, Entrances, Fence, Flowers, FRUITS, garden, GATES, home owners insurance, neighbors, no trespassing signs, Parties, Plants, private property, Property, remote control, Renovations, swimming, veggiesAre you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!
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Saladite Anarchy Java 1.21! No veggies, just chaos and lots of clicks!
Adventure, Anarchy, anarchy server, building, Chaos, Clicks, Community, Crafting, creativity, Custom Recipes, diamonds, Discord, Exploration, Gaming, java, Lots, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Mods, multiplayer, player heads, Plugins, Resources, Saladite, Server, Survival, veggiesSaladite Anarchy Minecraft Server
Overview:
Server Address saladiteanarchy.shockbyte.cc Features 1.21 Anarchy ServerCustom Crafting RecipesCustom Piglin TradesZero Rules30×30 World BorderBounties in DiamondsDecapitation Compatibility Java Exclusive FAQ:
Question Answer What makes Saladite Anarchy unique? Saladite Anarchy is one of the few 1.21 Anarchy servers with custom crafting recipes, custom Piglin trades, and more! Are there any rules on the server? No, the server has zero rules. What is the world border size? The world border is 30×30. What are bounties in Diamonds? Players can place bounties on others using diamonds as currency. Can I collect mob and player heads? Yes, decapitation is enabled on the server. Is Saladite Anarchy compatible with Bedrock edition? No, it is Java exclusive due to bedrock insecurities and non-compatible plugins. Where can I find custom recipes? Custom recipes are available in the Discord server and in the recipe book in-game or on JEI/REI if your computer can handle it. -
Mystic Fries SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream! Join our whitelisted server today!
Bases, bedrock, cream, Custom Textured Items, Datapacks, decoration, Events, FRIDAY, Fries, Ice, java, Join, Minecraft, mystic, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide event, smp, Survival, Today, Vanilla, WhitelistedMinecraft Server Overview
How to join Use the link in the bio to join the discord Version 1.21 Java/Bedrock can join Description A fun survival Minecraft server with an active growing player base. Multiple players are working on huge projects and bases. Unique additions Custom textured items for use and decoration. Quality of life datapacks and plugins. Events Server wide event planned every 2 weeks, with the first one this Friday. Minecraft version Both Bedrock and Java supported FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Use the link in the bio to join the discord and get started.
Q: Can I join if I’m using a Bedrock version of Minecraft?
A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock versions are supported on this server.
Q: What types of custom items are available on the server?
A: We have custom textured items for both use in gameplay and for decoration purposes.
Q: Are there any special plugins or datapacks on the server?
A: Yes, we have quality of life datapacks and plugins to enhance the player experience.
Q: How often are server events held?
A: Server wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one coming up this Friday.
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NoFapCraft Minecraft Server
addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory! -
ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!
Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwooferAre you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.
Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.
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PainCraft: Ouch Edition
acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst painHave you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
MeatAssaults Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARElol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.
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VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warshipscome join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic! -
MomGonePhoneGrief
coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separationHey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!