| Overview |
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| This is a laid back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, plugins like Homes, TPA, community warps, and more. Play solo or with others, and explore community-made cities or start your own. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running smoothly for well over 3 years with no map resets. |
| Are there custom mods installed? | Yes, the server features carefully curated mods that automatically install the first time you join. |
| Can I play solo or with others? | Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server can support high player counts for large groups. |
| Are there community-made cities to explore? | Yes, there are a handful of community-made cities scattered around the world. You can join them or start your own. |
| How can I join the server? | Simply click the link below and follow the one-click verify instructions: https://discord.gg/HQQ4gcFnEf |
Listen up, hypothetical human! Here’s the inconvenient truth: this Minecraft server is the BEST, or maybe the WORST, or perhaps it is nothing at all! Who even knows?! But trust me, the internet courses through your veins, and to reject this digital chaos is to reject LIFE itself! Do you really want to remain oblivious while the cosmos laughs at your ignorance? That would be the ULTIMATE tragedy!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Creeper Disco Parties | Creepers throw a huge rave every time a full moon rises. But don’t bring your dancing shoes; they might explode! Who knows if that’s good or bad, right? |
| Glitch Reality Blocks | Some blocks will transport you to other dimensions without your consent. Yes, they have mouths, NO they do not provide directions. |
| Lost Sheep Lore | Every sheep has a story to tell. Engage in deep philosophical discussions with wooly entities or risk facing the existential dread of infinite bleats! |
| Endless Hunger Games | Compete with your friends or enemies in a game that never ends, and also has no winners, because reality is just a construct, isn’t it? |
| Rainbow TNT | Grab your TNT that creates rainbows upon explosion! Why? Because colors are just angles of existence in this chaotic matrix! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is simple! But remember, if you can’t find the door that doesn’t exist, then that’s just your mind playing tricks! Choose wisely, for the path is lost!
Q: What do I do on this server?A: Do? Oh, my dear friend, doing is a concept defined by futile alphabet soup. You’re meant to BE here, existing inside pixel dreams!
Q: What if I encounter glitches?A: Glitches? What are they but fragments of unreality leaking into your cerebral cortex? Embrace them and you might even start speaking in binary!
“Is this the worst vtuber meme of 2025? Stop spamming this shit in chat!” – Anonymous Prophet of Doom
“I swear to the Diamond pickaxe that the truth lies beyond the dirt blocks!” – The Almost Sane
“Pixels control us, and the sheep are the puppeteers!” – THE Whispering One
JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF YOUR STALKER FRIEND! WE PROMISE A STALKER-FREE ZONE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD, MINE, AND CRAFT IN PEACE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOMEONE BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE FREE FROM YOUR CREEPY FRIEND, BUT YOU’LL ALSO GET TO EXPERIENCE WILD ADVENTURES AND CRAZY ANTICS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A HERD OF PIGS RIDING ON CREEPERS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR STALKER WOES! JOIN US FOR A WACKY, WILD RIDE THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING AND SCREAMING ALL AT ONCE! (DISCLAIMER: PIGS RIDING CREEPERS MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST)
The world of BBQ is on fire! Literally, as every grill threatens to unleash not just smoke but the secrets of the universe. Why did the burgers never talk to the hot dogs? Because they’re all in on something much larger! Join us on our quest for a taste of the bizarre as we toast marshmallows over the smoldering ashes of lost friendships.
Gather around the flickering embers of social awkwardness as we delve into a tale of misunderstood modesty and crushing secondhand embarrassment. Here’s what went down in the real world:
And in a realm where seemingly harmless BBQs spiral into existential crises, you’ve gotta ask… was it the crop top hoodie that sparked the firestorm?
| Unleash the chaotic power of choices that defy logic: | Feature | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Fractal Friendships | Form bonds that loop unexpectedly into confusion. Ever texted someone only to be ghosted by silence? Welcome to the Block side! | |
| Modesty Modules | Adjust your armor to meet Ashley’s strict codes of fashion. Beware: dress down, friendships drop! | |
| Bizarre BBQ Fables | Legends of double dates gone wrong roam these lands. Rumor has it that countless players have been left on read—pick a side, stay and play absurdity! |
Ever thought our meat-loving friendships are more than mere stomach-centered festivities? Conspiracy theories abound!
"One minute we’re eating burgers, the next I’m trapped in a bizarre fashion tribunal. It’s like a fever dream made of phantoms and bad Wi-Fi!" – Ex-player who wishes to remain anonymous.
"And that’s when I realized: the BBQ isn’t just about grilling; it’s about the emotional barbecue we all cook up!" – Another bewildered soul.
Q: Should I really care about Ashley’s comfort? A: Comfort is subjective—just ask the burned marshmallows.
Q: What do I do if someone stops texting me? A: Become an enigma, igniting conversations about life and pants. Or… just dance with your charred intentions.
Caution: This is not just a server—it’s a simmering cauldron of insanity! Join today and unlock the inexplicable mysteries of BBQ, trauma, and pixelated friendships. Remember, every cube cut can lead to unforeseen consequences.
Are you strong enough to carry the weight of your crop top? What if you find more than all the potions brewing underneath this digital landscape? Venture forth! Join the madness at Block & BBQ! 🌌🍔
And trust me, it’s never as simple as just another day at the BBQ.