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Y’allcraft – Redneck Adventures & Hillbilly Banter

Adolf Hitler, Adventures, anti-semitism, banter, controversy, culture, dictator, Dictatorship, Dixie, Edition, Friends, heritage, Hillbilly, History, Holocaust, nationalism, Nazi Germany, Politics, Propaganda, racism, redneck, Southern US, world war II, Yallcraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	88
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the Adolf Hitler edition! Join us for a wild ride through history as we recreate all of Hitler’s greatest moments in Minecraft form.

Build your very own Nazi bunker complete with swastika flags and secret passages. Take part in epic battles against Allied forces and conquer Europe one block at a time. Don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include historically accurate uniforms and weapons for you to use.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly “Blitzkrieg” events where players race to see who can conquer the most territory in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets to be Fuhrer for a day and make all the rules.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a dictator in Minecraft. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually support Hitler or his actions. It’s just a hilarious way to spice up your Minecraft experience. Join now and let the Third Reich rise again!

AnonymousCraft: Server No. 673419458 – Where even the creepers wear masks!

ANONYMOUS, AnonymousCraft, Antiques, appraisal, Assessment, collectible, CREEPERS, estimate, Evaluation, Investment, market value., Masks, no. 673419458, Pricing, rare, Server, unidentified, unknown, valuable, valuable item, valuable object, Valuation, vintage, wear, WORTH..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ores Mined:	3593	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little tale…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by talking pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the sheer madness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player to stumble upon it and become the richest miner in all the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Trust us, it’s worth it!

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

acceptance, alliances, BROWN, BTFO, BUILD, controversy, dictate, Diversity, friendship, FRIENDSHIPS, international relations, Israel, Muslim, nu/pol, opinion, Poland, PolishIsraeli, PolishPiggyCraft, Politics, shils, social media, solidarity, Stronger, Support, tolerance, tranny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	175369
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.