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VeggieCraft: Heart Healthy Meat-Free Fun!
cardiovascular risk factors, Healthy Eating, plant-based benefits, plant based diet, plant-based nutritionyo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like eating plant-based meat alternatives for ur heart – it’s healthier and gonna make u feel all gooey inside. our server is like a magical plant-based burger that lowers ur cholestrol levels and blood pressure, making u feel like a freakin’ superhero in the minecraft world. come join us and level up ur cardiovascular risk factors while building epic structures and battling zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam! -
LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!
join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
CraftyCraze
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
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OnionCraft: Where even the food fights back!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have ONIONS FOOD! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to grow and harvest onions in the game and cook up some delicious onion dishes. Want onion soup? Onion pizza? Onion ice cream? We’ve got it all!But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Onion King, who will bestow upon you his oniony wisdom and guide you on epic quests to find the rarest onions in all the land. Rumor has it that if you collect all the onions, you will be granted the power to control time itself!
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky onion-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that onions could be so much fun in Minecraft?
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SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Only Currency
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real challenge is deciding whether or not to eat Livia’s salad! Legend has it that Livia’s salad is so delicious, it will give you superhuman powers in the game. But be warned, some players have reported experiencing strange side effects like turning into a pig or speaking in reverse. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to conquer Livia’s salad! -
Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Phasing into the Connectiverse
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally legit and not made up Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Nap Queen, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura the Firestarter and Shisui the Sneaky Ninja. And don’t even get us started on the legendary adventures of Tenma the Time Traveler and Pipkin the Pancake Princess.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a player named Dizzy Dokuro who can juggle creepers while riding a pig? Or Jelly Hoshiumi who can build a castle out of nothing but jellybeans?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the legendary Fuura Yuri got terminated for being too OP. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!
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JOD SMP
WELCOME TO JOD SMP , HAVE FUN WITH CUSTOM ARMOURS,Tools AND CUSTOM STRUCUTRES,BESTSUPPORT , YOUTUBERS SMP
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Neuro’s Minecraft Server – The Swarm
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who will entertain you with unhinged rants and crazy antics! She’s not your average bot, she’s a VTuber who sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and become a part of the madness!But wait, there’s more! We have a jam-packed schedule of events, links to Neuro-sama’s social media accounts, educational resources on AI, and even merch to show your support for our AI queen. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our VODs and archives for a taste of the chaos that awaits you.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Neuro-sama! Who needs diamonds when you have an AI overlord ruling your Minecraft world?