Vegetables MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VictoryGardenSMP2021

Community, agriculture, Lockdown, food security, farm funding

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of craziness! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying diamond eggs! It’s like a farm on crack, but in a good way!

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of talking potatoes. They were all like, “Join us in the victory gardens and grow magical crops to save the world!” And I was like, “Sure, why not? Sounds like a good time!”

But then, out of nowhere, a giant carrot monster appeared and started attacking everyone! It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. We all banded together and defeated the carrot monster with our enchanted hoes and shovels. It was epic!

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and grow some crazy crops in your victory garden, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #FarmOnCrack #TalkingPotatoes #CarrotMonsterMadness

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Fruit & Flower Antioxidant Fun

FRUITS, Lesson, long tail tags, Fun, nuts

come join our epic minecraft server where the antioxidants in fruits and flowers will protect you from the evil microplastics! our nuts, fruits, and vegetables will make you invincible against any harm to your reproductive system! it’s like having a superpower in the palm of your hand! join now and become the ultimate antioxidant warrior in the world of minecraft!

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VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

sugar-sweetened soft drinks, Longevity, nutrition, research, VeggieCraft

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

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FruitPickingFrenzy

job market, Job Opportunities, agriculture, reddit, labor market

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

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DopamineCraft

Exercise, dopamine, Food, Sleep, mental health

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a dopamine rush like no other? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual dopamine factory, pumping out good vibes and excitement 24/7.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.

So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!

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ReheatSucksCraft

lunch, ReheatSucksCraft, VEGETABLES, Dinner, microwave

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about reheating your food again because our virtual world is filled with magical ovens that keep your meals tasting fresh and delicious forever! Say goodbye to soggy leftovers and hello to endless culinary delights in our wacky and wonderful server. Who needs a microwave when you have the power of unlimited flavor at your fingertips? Come join us and feast like never before!

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LobsterCraft – Veggie Edition

Lobster, Veggie, Cooking, potassium, Vegetable

come join dis epic minecraft server where artichokes are the lobsters of vegetables. u can ride giant artichokes into battle against evil potato monsters. we have a secret underground artichoke society where u can trade rare artichoke items. also, the owner of the server is actually a giant artichoke in disguise. join now and become part of the artichoke revolution!

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SnackAttackMinecraftSMP

healthy foods, satisfying foods, lean proteins, guilt-free foods, FRUITS

lol so like, this Minecraft SMP is like totally the best place to be if you wanna eat healthy foods while playing Minecraft, like, duh. We have like, virtual kale smoothies and pixelated quinoa bowls that will make your Minecraft character look like a total health nut. Plus, our server is known for having the rarest, most nutritious crops that will make your hunger bar go brrrrrrrr.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll also get access to our secret underground carrot farm where you can munch on crunchy carrots all day long. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers in the game. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of foodie paradise anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and feast on all the healthy foods your Minecraft heart desires. Your in-game body will thank you later, lol.

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Fibre Bugs Fight E. coli!

immune system, fibre, gut microbiome, diets, fiber rich foods

come join our epic minecraft server where the bugs in your gut microbiome will be fighting off E. coli and pneumonia like they’re in a WWE match! eat more fibre and watch as your protective bacteria species grow stronger than ever before. veggies, beans, and whole grains are the key to success on this server – join now and become the ultimate gut warrior!

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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

Beans, compromise, VeggieCraft, meal prep, Snacking

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of meal prepping for a vegetarian partner? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual kitchen where you can cook up some pixelated meals for your loved one without the hassle of real-life arguments.

Join our server and experience the drama of trying to balance meat-eater meals with veggie options, just like in this epic tale. Will you be the hero who saves the day with extra rice and potatoes, or will you face the wrath of a hangry partner who just wants their own separate meals?

And who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to cook for virtual kids who go vegetarian too! Can you handle the pressure of feeding a whole family of blocky eaters? Join our server now and find out!

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