join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.
Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!
Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?
Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.
Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can cook all the latiao you want without fear of it being stolen by sneaky family members. Build a fortress to protect your precious gluten-filled snacks and never worry about someone eating them again!
With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a gluten-free paradise where no one can ruin your meals. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in our world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!
And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.
So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family gatherings, vegan drama, and emotional discomfort!
Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about veganism. Sis’s boyfriend, BF, is on a mission to convert everyone to veganism, one snide comment at a time. Will you choose to eat vegan and avoid the drama, or stand your ground and face the wrath of BF’s judgmental remarks?
But wait, there’s more! Family gatherings on our server are a whole new level of chaos. Will you choose option A and sneakily eat non-vegan food in another room to avoid BF’s comments? Or maybe you’ll go for option B and embrace the drama, eating whatever you want while ignoring the haters.
And let’s not forget about the ultimate dilemma: should you ask the family to alternate between vegan and non-vegan food at gatherings, risking the exclusion of Sis and BF? It’s a tough choice, but hey, who said Minecraft was all about building and mining?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward family dynamics, and maybe even a sprinkle of vegan drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
Our server is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, and even carnivores who want to challenge themselves to eat only plant-based foods. We have special challenges where you must survive on a diet of fried tofu and veggies only – can you handle the tofu-tastic adventure?
But beware, we have a strict rule – no animal products allowed! Just like the strict vegan SIL in the story above, we expect all players to respect the vegan way of life. If you dare to sneak a bite of chicken or eggs, be prepared for the wrath of our vegan overlords!
So come join us on our vegan Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than our dietary restrictions are the insane stories you’ll create along the way!
Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?
