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JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or scandal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with inbred babies, Lovecraftian horrors, and sentient sex dolls – oh my! Witness as players get married to their own sons, impale each other’s buttocks with big serpents, and give birth to retarded cripples for eternity. And let’s not forget about the huge asses and racks that are sure to keep you entertained. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – YABBA DABBA DOO, CAN I WATCH TOO?

MarvelVisitsHorisHouse-MinecraftSMP

Anime, artistic challenge, character design, collaboration, Comic, creative partnership, crossover, dream come true, exciting opportunity, fanfiction, FANTASY, Horikoshi, illustration, imagination, Manga, Marvel, MarvelVisitsHorisHouseMinecraftSMP, mha, Spiderman, storytelling, SuperHero

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	136	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: after the epic finale of My Hero Academia, Marvel shows up at Horikoshi’s doorstep and begs him to draw a Spiderman manga. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Well, that’s just a taste of the kind of wild adventures you can expect on our server. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

author signing, Comic Con, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, health issues, Minecraft, pain management, parental favoritism, perspective, Priorities, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unspoken resentment.

Are you tired of boring servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter players who refuse to take painkillers for their bruises because they interfere with their “optional” supplements. Who needs potions when you have questionable supplements, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a Comic Con adventure gone wrong. From missed author signings to heated text message battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

BroBroDefense34F

acceptance, BroBroDefense34F, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, family loyalty, friendship, Insecurity, judgment, loyalty to family, personal values, rejection, relationships, Respect, self worth, self-confidence, setting boundaries, Siblings, social anxiety, social etiquette

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	1183	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and witness the epic love story of Tom (38M) and Pam (34F). Tom, the handsome, intelligent, and funny guy with a stuttering past, and Pam, the desperate woman looking for love. Will they find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs TV dramas when you have our Minecraft server?

TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, science fiction, smp, Technology, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeMachineTraveler, travel

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineCraftyTherapy

coping mechanisms, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyTherapy, perseverance, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, resilience, seeking help, self love, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, talking to friends, Therapy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	257
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2365	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with life’s rough patches? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a hilarious and wacky adventure like no other.

Need a break from reality? Our server is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Forget about your problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the craziest creations you can think of.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep underground. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the land? Or will you get distracted by the endless possibilities of pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Trust us, your rough patch will be a thing of the past once you step foot into our crazy world.

SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

arch-terrorist, ArchTerrorist, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, Eliminate, extremist, fm, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Void Armor Forged:	12

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

Headstealer: Where stealing heads is allowed but asking for dirt is off limits!

Allowed, Anarchy, Bans, Community, diamonds, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, Griefing, head stealing, Heads, Headstealer, Limits, mobs, PvP, Revival, SEASON 2, semi anarchy, Shop, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	HeadSteal SMP Season 2
Total Members	300+
Server Duration	2 months (at least)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions.
What is the concept of the HeadSteal server?	In this server, players can steal other players’ heads by killing them. If a player dies to another player 5 times, they will be banned. However, players can revive others using a head and some diamonds.
How long will Season 2 of HeadSteal SMP last?	The server will last for at least 2 months for Season 2.

CraftyChoice Minecraft Server

Anon, Campaign, choose wisely, controversial, CraftyChoice, eight years, election, equality, Government, kamala harris, locking up niggers, meme, Minecraft, office, Politics, Presidential election, Propaganda, racism, Server, social justice, supporting Israel, US history, Voting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9025
Magic Items Found:	3624	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!