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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9390 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Star Shards Collected: | 69 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.
and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?
so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.