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Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	1636	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	473	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8311
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

mc.flowsurvival.org