Vaxxed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Vaxxed Kids Craft – No Long COVID

medical study, aged 5-17, Vaxxed, Prevention, immunity

so like, if you join our epic minecraft server, you have a 69% chance of finding a rare diamond block within the first 5 minutes of playing. but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will give you unlimited TNT if you can beat him in a dance-off.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant the wielder the power to fly and shoot fireballs from their eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies and turn them into obsidian.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe you should stay away.

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Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

Pregnancy, Server, maternal vaccination, Covid vaccine, baby

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

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Vaxxed & Wacky Minecraft Server

post-acute sequelae, Covid-19 vaccination, Server, protective effect, Vaxxed

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more insane than our builds are the stories we tell! we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in riddles.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw parties every night and you can join in on the fun if you can find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a creeper.

but the real reason to join our server is because we have a magical potion that gives you the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs out of your eyes. trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

so come on down to our server and see for yourself the crazy adventures waiting for you. just be careful not to anger the giant zombie pigman who guards the entrance, he’s not too keen on visitors.

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VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

swimming champion, 25 year old, Killed, Soccer, field

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

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MicroCrafterz | Vaxxed & Villagers: Italian Edition

infectious diseases, All-Cause Deaths, Vaxxed, microbiology, Italian Province

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microorganisms running wild and causing chaos! you’ll never know what tiny creatures will pop up next to challenge you in your quest for survival.

we have a critical analysis of all-cause deaths during covid-19 vaccination in an italian province, because why not? who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have a dose of real-life drama mixed in with your gaming experience?

join us for insane stories of epic battles with microscopic foes and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

snapchat, Big cock, cuck, Love Lost, Discord

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

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Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

long-distance relationship, getting over a breakup, liberal politics, Vaxxed, HEARTBREAK

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

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BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Minecraft, Server, Vaxxed, honest reseller, Start

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

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FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

natural remedies, Minecraft, FloatersMC, Boring, eye care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

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KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

R A M B O, goy, Boomers, roast pumpkin, NZG

Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

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