so, like, u know how u get vaccinated and then u still get sick? well, turns out u actually become like, a super hero or something. u get this immunity wall that makes u basically invincible to getting sick again. it’s like, u get the vaccine and then u get this extra layer of protection. it’s like having a force field around u or something. so, if u wanna be a super hero and never get sick again, come join our minecraft server. we have all the cool stuff u need to build your own immunity wall and become unstoppable. plus, we have like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. so come join us and become a super hero in the world of minecraft.
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VaxCraft: Immunity Wall
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VaxCraft: Immune Boosted Fun!
yo, dis server be like dat COVID vaccine but for yo Minecraft game! u join dis server, u gonna get hit wit side effects like tiredness (cuz u be playin all night), muscle and joint pain (from all dat hardcore mining), chills (cuz u be chillin in yo cool base), headache (from tryna figure out dem redstone contraptions), fever (cuz u be on fire in PvP), nausea (from all dem crazy builds), and feeling generally unwell (cuz u be addicted to dis server)! but don’t worry, it just mean yo immune system be gettin stronger and u gonna be less likely to catch dem creepers tryna blow up yo stuff! so come join dis wild ride of a server and experience da ultimate Minecraft adventure!
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VaxCraft: Boosted Immunity & Stalk Domains
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY PLACE!SO, BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND WILLY WONKA HAD A BABY. WE’VE GOT CANDY LANDS, GIANT LOLLIPOP TREES, AND EVEN A CHOCOLATE RIVER (DON’T TRY TO DRINK IT THOUGH, IT’S JUST PIXELS).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE CREATING A CHIMERICAL HAEMAGGLUTININ-BASED UNIVERSAL INFLUENZA VIRUS VACCINE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’RE SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE FLU, ONE MINECRAFT BLOCK AT A TIME.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE PET DRAGONS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. YOU CAN RIDE THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. IT’S EPIC.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
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VaxCraft: No Stillbirths Here!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no association between getting a vaccine and stillbirth like wut even is that correlation?? we did a study at yale and found out that our server is the safest place to play minecraft while pregnant like seriously no stillbirths here! plus, we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. join now for the most outrageous adventures and no stillbirths guaranteed!
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VaxCraft: No Baby Creeper Boom
so like, u know how some ppl r all like “oh no i cant get the vaccine when im preggers cuz itll mess up my baby”? well guess what, this new study is all like “nah fam, u good”. so like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can rest easy knowing that even if u get the vaccine while preggo, ur baby gonna be just fine. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, cuz we all about that vaxxed and relaxed life, baby!