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BlockyBedroomBlunders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Potions Brewed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	170	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava parkour challenges, explosive sheep races, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the beat. Plus, our custom-built love shack is the perfect place to cozy up with your fellow players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SpaceCraftStationGoBoom

aerospace, destroy, elon musk, future of space travel, innovation, international Space Station, NASA, outer space, Permission, satellite launches, scientific research, Space debris, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, Space Race, space station destruction, space technology, SpaceCraftStationGoBoom, spacex, Technology

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u know how space is like, super cool and stuff? well, on this server, we take space to a whole new level. like, we got SpaceX coming in and they’re gonna like, blow up the International Space Station. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join our server and you can witness the epic explosion in all its glory. plus, we got like, alien mobs and planets to explore. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally. so come join us and experience the craziest space adventure ever!

OrgasmCraft420

achieving orgasm, Cannabis, Difficulties, Ease, Frequency, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, long tail tag 5, long tail tag 6, long tail tag 7, long tail tag 8, long tail tag 9, orgasm, OrgasmCraft420, partnered sex, research, satisfaction, sex, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Farms Harvested:	347
Players Killed by Monsters:	9124	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Animals Bred:	106

so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.

plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.

new crossplay server! Overcraft survival SMP

bedrock, Community, Crates, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Griefprotection, Ip:, java, Land Claims, Landclaim, new, ONLINE, Overcraft, Peaceful, player stores, PORT, PvP, Server, Shop, smp, Spawnershop, sur, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1359	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8290	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Looking to create an active community within this Minecraft server.

have a discord server to accompany this and I’m actively taking in members and listening to community feedback and suggestions.

we have an economy going with a server shop to buy items you may need aswell as selling items you farm. Player stores are also on going aswell as crates.

land claims are available so you can be sure your hard work is protected. We have pvp however as it stands we are generally a peaceful server

I hope to see you online soon

discord: https://discord.gg/7DCHpaJQZN

java/bedrock

ip: 104.243.47.183

port: 25578

104.243.47.183:25578

CraftyChristianTrump Minecraft Server

Christianity, cognitive dissonance, controversial, CraftyChristianTrump, funny, headspace, libtards, living rent free, mental space, Minecraft, Obsession, obsession with Christianity, obsession with Trump, political beliefs, political fixation, political obsession, Politics, rent free, Server, social commentary, trannies, trump, Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	773	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that launches players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And don’t forget about our pet zombie army that will protect you from any pesky griefers who dare to mess with your builds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. These crazy adventures will be living rent-free in your head for eternity!

PirateCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Atrocity, Cock, Donkey, elderly Jews, extinguish memory, extremism, Genocide, hate crime, heavenly Jerusalem, Holocaust, impale, inhumane, Jewish child, Jewish existence, kill all Jews, Minecraft, Pirate, PirateCraft, religious persecution, Saline, Server, violence

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	162
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	582993
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	570	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

CraftQ.de